Well, I have just proven that no matter how tech-savvy you are, shyte still happens.

It appears that my mail server dropped offline an unknown period of time ago, and that 2 weeks ago, I allowed my domain registration itself to expire. Silly me. Both appear to have been resolved now. If you have sent me mail recently, please don't think I've been ignoring you out of malice - mere idiocy is, in fact, the culprit.

Sorry for any inconvenience. I'll now return you to your regularly-scheduled eternity without updates (just kidding - hope to have news soon!)